Whoa, dudes. So like, I was dreaming that I was in this weird town.. and you'll never guess what it was made of..

..CAKE. Can you believe it?! Hahahaha..hah..ah.. uh..




...oh.

Shit.

[ A RATHER LARGE CARE PACKAGE ADDRESSED TO JUNPEI APPEARS IN THE LOUNGE ]


.....



What the hell am I supposed to do with all this peanut butter?

[[ Junpei's somewhere outside breaking watermelons, idk. It's a fun Japanese summer thing to do right, right?

Really, it's just a symbol of this place needing more manly men. No butt buddies here. Tits or gtfo. JUNPEI IS A MAN'S MAN.. fuck. You know what I mean. ]]

Alright, guys. Some of you may be new here and others might be seasoned Caketown veterans like myself.

Regardless! I'm sure there's a sweet little number or two we've all left back home. That's why it's time we geared up our 'military' tactics; When you're out of ammo, pick it up on the battlefield!

Some of you may recall Operation Mistletoe way back when.. but during the summer, I like to do a little somethin' called Operation Babe Hunt. Heh heh.. Sounds good, right? Might as well make it an annual thing~ It's a lot better at a beach, but I'll take what I can get.

So, who's with me??

Gonna need someone who's good at seeing through Traps.

[Junpei is decorating his dream box by pasting pictures of hot ladies aaaalllllll over]

Oh yeaaaah~ This is hella awesome!

Now this one goes.. here.. that one.. there~~ Man, I'm lovin' this ♥ *hugs his box♥*

Oh maaaaaan! I think I just had the best burger ever! Even better than Wild Duck's back home~

This place just officially got 100 times cooler.

I think I'm in heaven ♥ Totally makes up for hitting on that married lady. And talking to weird floating things. Seriously. I wonder what the hell I'm on sometimes when I meet new people/things here.

Man, I forgot about stupid things like Prom. How boring.

Shit, but I don't wanna be the only one not going.

..but hey, it might be different here in Caketown. Now it's just a matter of looking for beautiful girl to go with me~

*sleepwalking*

*in boxers with half naked ladies on them, fuck yeah*

I was keeping quiet about it on purpose.. but man. I can't believe no one remembered my birthday.

..what the hell do they even do for birthdays here anyway? Is it like.. opposite and you get a big fat juicy steak instead of a cake or something? Because that might actually not be so bad.

But if I got this 'marriage' thing as a present.. maaaaan. Do. Not. Want.

Not that I've even seen the wifey around, but yeah.

*WAKES UP SO FUCKING LATE IN THE AFTERNOON AND SLUGGISHLY TREADS OVER TO HIS CLOSET*

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...

...


...fuck this. I'm going back to bed.

ALRIGHT.

I'm a little late on this, but how many kisses did everyone rack up?

I ended up with an awesome 15. But don't worry if you got something less than that. We're all winners here really, y'know. Hehe..

Maaaaan. Party's over and everything gets boring again. I need some more excitment in my life.

...

...

..oh yeah. I forgot I had all this stuff.


[ RANDOM-WELL-THOUGHT-OUT-CHRISTMAS-PRESENTS-FOR-PEOPLE-HE-KNOWS TIEM. I have no idea what he got. You make the shit up. I'm lazy. Give your character something they'll like. Or at least pretend to like

Also: I can't go into that party thread anymore. Hahaha... my computer'll explode from the lag *3* ]

Well, shit.

...

Please tell me that was just a dream.

[[ This is after the karaoke.. or something. stfu ]]

Sooooooooo many cute girls here ♥♥

None of 'em are like Ch-*HIC*-d'ri

But at least Yuka-tan is here ♥ She's no Ch'dori, but I still like 'er anyway~ Haaa~ Shoulda copped a feel when I had the chance~ But at least I got kisses ♥

She has a nice taste~ The other girls too.. but Yuka-tan.. ♥


...and this stuff tastes fucking awesome too.. ♥

*hangs out in the cool partially destroyed lobby, because I'm imagining no one has even bothered to come fix it yet. Either way, it's Junpei's new favorite place to chill*

*I guess Aki's there too, being studly and awesome with his fellow SEES member. Because that's what they do. Do not question it*

Tch. I'm even useless at fighting here. I was the hero for all of 3 minutes before I went and blew it.

Oh well. Chicks dig scars, right? *wearing his sexi bloo tanktop so that his bandages show lolz*

And at least I got a sweet souvenier too |DD


[[ Strikes are there? I guess? ]]

Sooooo. What's everyone's kiss count~?

I don't care about your stupid count, Ryoji, since I hear you've been macking on guys. Damn cheater.

With the holidays just around the corner, it looks like it's time for a little friendly competition, fellas.

Operation: Mistletoe


Readyyyyyy... GO.

*KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK, ENTER*


Heeeeeeey, Yuka-tan~

Brought you some food 'cuz I bet the stuff they give you here sucks ass.


..maaan, I can't believe those guys aren't back with your meds yet. What a buncha tards.

So the bakeoff-whatever-thing we got gassed into having was a success mostly, yeah?

To celebrate since my roommie is AWOL:

PARTY IN JUNPEI'S ROOM. HOT CHICKS ONLY.

If you have a dong, you don't belong. Sorry, dudes.



[[ Me? Bored? You bet your ass.

Due to popular demand, anyone who comments to this will prooooobably be considered a hot chick. Because it's funnier that way. ]]